Treat Yourself (Your Self-Care Can’t Hibernate)

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Yogi Bar-a Chunk Big Bath Bar

Your daily dose of zen… in Chunk form.

If your shower is your sanctuary, this is the Chunk that completes the ritual.
Yogi Bar-a is a ultra-creamy, deeply moisturizing bath bar designed to drench your skin in calm, comfort, and pure, silky softness. Rich in Shea Butter, Olive Oil, and Palm Oil, this bar transforms every cleanse into a spa-level moment — hydrating, soothing, and oh-so-luxurious.

The fragrance?
A beautifully exotic blend of white florals, soft powder, and warm musk that wraps around you like the coziest hug. It’s dreamy, meditative, and the perfect scent for starting your day centered… or winding down in total peace.


Why You’ll Love It

  • 🧈 Shea Butter Softens + Conditions: Ultra-creamy hydration for velvety, touchably smooth skin.
  • 🫒 Olive Oil Nourishes Deeply: Delivers rich moisture for a dewy, radiant, healthy-looking glow.
  • 🌴 Palm Oil Locks in Hydration: Helps seal in moisture so skin stays soft long after your shower.
  • 🛁 Creamy, Rich Lather: A luxurious clean that feels more spa day than shower necessity.
  • 🌸 Relaxing, Exotic Scent: White florals + powder + musk = instant zen mode.
  • 🧼 Long-Lasting Chunk: Big enough to keep your shower routine blissful for weeks.

How to Use

Lather into wet skin, inhale deeply, and enjoy the calming fragrance as the creamy bar nourishes your skin. Rinse and step out feeling soft, moisturized, and a little more grounded.


Key Ingredients (simple + soothing)

  • Shea Butter: Deep moisture + long-lasting softness.
  • Olive Oil: Adds nourishment and supports radiant, healthy-looking skin.
  • Palm Oil: Helps lock in hydration and maintain silky smoothness.

Full Ingredient List

Sodium Palmate, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Fragrance, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Chloride, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Palm Acid, Coconut Acid, Sodium Citrate, Palm Kernel Acid, Mica, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Ext. Yellow 7 (CI 10316), Red 4 (CI 14700)

Key Ingredients (simple + dreamy)

  • Sunflower Oil: Nourishes + softens without heaviness.
  • Aloe Vera: Calms and comforts irritated skin.
  • Oat Extract: Helps reduce redness and supports a smoother complexion.
  • Chamomile: Soothing botanical goodness for sensitive or stressed skin.
  • Vitamin C (THD): Brightens and evens tone.
  • Hyaluronic Acid: Plumps + hydrates.
  • Squalane: Smooths and improves suppleness.
  • Panthenol: Strengthens the skin barrier + locks in moisture.

Full Ingredient List

Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Glycerine, Glyceryl Stearate, Stearic Acid, Cetyl Alcohol, Betaine, Tetrahexyldecyl Ascorbate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Squalane, Glyceryl Stearate Citrate, Punica Granatum Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Riboflavin, Tocopherol, Dimethicone, Panthenol, Allantoin, Disodium EDTA, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Palmitic Acid, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Xanthan Gum, Ethylhexylglycerin, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol.

Overnight Success Mask

Dream big. Wake up glowing.

Want your skin to get better while you sleep? Yes, please.
Overnight Success is your no-rinse, deeply hydrating overnight mask that works the night shift so you don’t have to. Just smooth it on before bed and let this dreamy blend of botanicals and powerhouse ingredients do all the heavy lifting while you catch your Zzz’s.

With Sunflower Oil, Aloe, Oat, and Chamomile, this creamy formula wraps the skin in calm, soothing moisture — perfect for stressed, tired, or overstimulated skin. Add in brightening Vitamin C, plumping Hyaluronic Acid, smoothing Squalane, and barrier-loving Panthenol, and you’ve got a full nighttime routine in one easy step.

The best part?
You wake up looking refreshed, supple, and well-rested (even if your night didn’t go perfectly). No rinse required — just glow and go.


Why You’ll Love It

  • 🌙 Works While You Sleep: Locks in moisture overnight for bouncy, radiant morning skin.
  • 🌼 Soothes Stressed Skin: Aloe, oat extract, chamomile, and green tea calm irritation and redness.
  • Brightens + Revives: Vitamin C supports a more even, luminous complexion.
  • 💧 Deep Hydration: Hyaluronic acid draws in moisture while squalane and sunflower oil keep it there.
  • 🛡 Strengthens the Skin Barrier: Panthenol + allantoin support smoother, healthier-feeling skin.
  • 😌 Lightweight, Non-Clogging Formula: Hydrating but breathable — ideal for all skin types.
  • 🛏 No Rinse Needed: Apply before bed, wake up glowing. Truly a self-care win.

How to Use

Apply a thin, even layer to clean skin as the last step in your nighttime routine. Leave on overnight. Wake up, admire the glow, and follow with your usual morning cleanse and moisturizer.

Snarky Big Fat Yummy Hand Crème

Soft hands, zero grease, and a whole lot of sass.

Meet the hand crème that spoiled hands and sassy personalities everywhere.
Snarky Big Fat Yummy Hand Crème is lightweight, fast-absorbing, and packed with nourishing oils to keep your hands silky, soft, and never greasy. It’s your daily go-to for moisturizing on the move — perfect for your purse, car, nightstand, or anywhere you need a little self-care touch-up.

Thanks to Apricot Kernel Oil, this crème sinks in fast, leaving your hands hydrated but never sticky. A blend of Glycerin, Aloe, Coconut Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, and Hyaluronic Acid keeps skin feeling conditioned, comforted, and oh-so-touchable.

And the fragrance?
A dreamy mix of exotic flowers and sandalwood that wraps you in a soft, pink, heavenly scent — the kind that makes you smile every time you catch it.


Why You’ll Love It

  • 🙌 Fast-Absorbing Formula: Hydrates without leaving a greasy film.
  • 🧴 Apricot Kernel Oil = Chef’s Kiss: Deep nourishment + silky softness.
  • 💧 Hydrating Base: Glycerin + coconut oil help lock in moisture for long-lasting comfort.
  • 🌼 Heavenly Pink Fragrance: Exotic florals + sandalwood = feminine, warm, and unforgettable.
  • 👜 Perfect for On-the-Go: Toss it in your bag and moisturize anytime, anywhere.
  • Great For: Dry hands, frequent hand washers, teachers, nurses, busy moms — basically everyone.

How to Use

Massage a pea-sized amount into hands whenever they need a little love. A little goes a long way, and your skin will drink it right in.

Key Ingredients (simple + friendly)

  • Apricot Kernel Oil: Nourishes + softens without greasiness.
  • Aloe Vera: Soothes and calms skin.
  • Coconut Oil: Adds lightweight moisture and softness.
  • Meadowfoam Seed Oil: Helps keep hands conditioned and comforted.
  • Hyaluronic Acid: Boosts hydration for smooth, plump-looking skin.
  • Panthenol (Vitamin B5): Supports the skin barrier + adds softness.

Full Ingredient List

Water, Polyglyceryl-6 Distearate, Glycerin, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Cetyl Alcohol, Dicaprylyl Carbonate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Stearic Acid, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Sodium Gluconate, Limnanthes Alba (Meadowfoam) Seed Oil, Fragrance, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Carbomer, Sodium Hyaluronate, Potassium Hydroxide, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Polyacrylate, Dimethicone, Tocopherol Acetate, Panthenol, Disodium EDTA, Hexylene Glycol, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin.


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